jamesfrancgoaway:
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
brolarus:
brolarus: mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD
mom? dad? *lowers voice* i’m batman
I WAS LAUGHING TO MYSELF ABOUT THIS POST UNTIL I REALISED IF YOU WERE BATMAN YOU WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS THAT YOU WERE
BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait i don’t agree with that
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
royalteens:
homeworkhomewor homewo homew home hom ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about no
laughingstation:
when you unpause a game and forget you’re fighting a bunch of enemies
